Burger Emoji’s: A New Internet Argument

Here we go!

Do you have strong feelings about cheeseburgers? I didn’t realize I did until I saw the following tweet over the weekend:

Take a good hard look at the position of the ingredients in the emoji above.

Apple’s ordering of the lettuce, presumably a variant of iceberg sourced from an Italian quarry, is understandable as a mechanism for preventing the lower bun from getting soggy. It’s the same approach taken by the In-N-Out chain.

Google’s positioning of the cheese is blasphemous, simultaneously defying both culinary physics (how do you cook it to drip down the bun like that?) and good taste (it’ll result in a soggy doughy mess). It’s so egregious that Google CEO Sundar Pichai took notice and promised to “drop everything” and address on Monday if folks can agree on what the correct ordering should be.

 

Should be simple enough. I mean, how hard can it be to get the internet to agree on something?

IMO: Both are wrong.

JUST WRONG.

(source: The Verge)

Posted in All Stories, Annoucer Blogs, Matt Barron, News

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