A Full Poop Emoji Keyboard Now Exists Because 2017

Have you ever wanted to message your friends about the consistency of your bowel movements, but strained to find the right words?

Well it’s time to sit back and relax, as a new animated poop-emoji keyboard is here to do all the talking for you.

A product of Synergy Pharmaceuticals, the Poop Troop Emoji Keyboard gives both iPhone and Android owners access to 14 animated GIFs that embody the various potential forms of one’s leavings.

Doody Dan, Runny Ron, Clogged Chris, and the adorable Squirt are just a few of the quirky characters found splashing about the keyboard.

Contrary to what you’re probably thinking, these emoji were not the result of a hilarious made-for-TV mixup involving the 8-year-old son of some random Synergy Pharmaceuticals executive. Rather, the poop keyboard is about raising awareness.

Yep, it’s time to talk about chronic idiopathic constipation!

-Matt Barron

(source: mashable/images: businesswire)

Posted in All Stories, Annoucer Blogs, Matt Barron, News

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