As Energy’s resident being-single expert, I can tell you – online dating isn’t always easy.
Catching someones attention, and actually getting them to reply to a message is hard enough in itself, but thanks to the folks at Elite Daily, I’ve dug up some “Halloween Themed” tinder bio’s that will help you stand out…don’t tell anybody you got them here, own them!
But like, for real, swipe safely yall…
1. “WANT TO SEE WHAT I TURN INTO AT MIDNIGHT?”
Whether you turn into a pizza-loving, sweatpants-wearing, just-your-average girl at midnight, or the girl that’ll give someone the time of their life once the clock strikes 12 (or both!), this bio will have your possible matches raising their eyebrows, curious to see who you’ll become. While this bio could have a bit of a sexual innuendo, it doesn’t have to. If you’re looking for a relationship and a match asks what exactly you turn into at midnight, tell them you’re snuggling up with your pup and watching Hocus Pocus for the fourteenth time this week. NBD! If you’re looking for a warm body for the night, tell them to come over and you’ll show them.
2. “HEY PUMPKIN, I BET I CAN PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE.”
Ah, the perfect Halloween bio for when you’re looking to find a partner to cuddle up with this cuffing season. You want to be in a relationship with someone who can make you smile, right? So, what better way to tell your future boo that you can make them smile than putting it in your bio, front and center?
3. “I KNOW IT’S HALLOWEEN, BUT I PROMISE I WON’T GHOST YOU.”
Unfortunately, ghosting happens. One day, you’re talking nonstop, and before you know it, you haven’t heard from them in three weeks. It’s rough. But if you’re not one to ghost someone, then putting it right there for your possible future boo to see in a Halloween-inspired bio is the way to go. Obviously, actions speak louder than words, but your match will definitely appreciate the fact that you have no intention of disappearing.
4. “I’LL PUT A SPELL ON YOU.”
Alright, alright, alright. What kind of spell are we talking here? Are you going to make me dance all night like the Sanderson Sisters did in Hocus Pocus? Are you going to make me fall head over heels in love with you? Are you going to make me never want to stop having sex with you? What’s the deal? I would absolutely want to know what spell I’m going to be put under if I match with you on Tinder, Jessica.
5. “AM I A TRICK OR TREAT? LET’S FIND OUT.”
This one is a bit forward, but hey, plenty of people can appreciate honesty. Not to mention, the curiosity that would stem from this bio is unparalleled. Which one are you, trick or treat? Maybe it’s a little bit of both. I’d say this one would show more sexual intentions and less romantic ones. So, if you’re just looking for a hookup, full speed ahead with your tricks andtreats. But if you want more, maybe refrain from this particular bio.
6. “CAN’T FIND A HALLOWEEN COSTUME? YOU CAN GO AS MY DATE.”
If you’re trying to find your future bae, this bio is a great start. It’s confident, straight forward, and tells your future matches that you might be looking for more than just sex. No point in wasting your time on someone who doesn’t want what you want. You deserve better than that.
7. “MY NAME ISN’T CASPER, BUT YOU CAN BE MY BOO.”
Another golden line for when you’re looking for love! It shines a light on your creativity and can lead to some serious bonding over your shared nostalgia of watching Casper The Friendly Ghost when you were kids. Who knows? This Halloween-inspired bio could be a catalyst to your next relationship with Jake from Tinder.
Once October 31 comes and goes, so too does the time for Halloween everything. So take advantage of these Halloween-inspired Tinder bios while you still can. And if you miss the old days of your already clever, thank you very much Tinder bio, it’ll always be there after Halloween. This season, make someone smile at your incredibly festive bio. You never know where, or who, it’ll lead to.