Ninja Turtles Cookbook is Totally Gnarly

COWABUNGA DUDES!

Thanks to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Cookbook — a collection of gnarly recipes inspired by the unique culinary preferences of everyone’s favorite crime-fighting turtles — you too can now get a taste of what it’s like to live your worst life.

Okay, that’s a bit harsh. There are some delicious-sounding classics, but the book includes a few seriously radical recipes that sound as though they might not be intended for human consumption.

From pizzas to desserts, we surveyed the 65 TMNT-inspired creations to find the worst of the worst, and without a doubt the gnarliest pizza concoction is none other than the very confusing Chocolate-Chili Pepper Pizza with Butternut Squash.

Blech. 😱

The book can be purchased on Amazon for about $20, so call up your Leonardos, Raphaels, Donatellos, and Michelangelos, and start cooking. TOTALLY AWESOME BRO!

-Matt

(Source/images: Mashable)

Posted in All Stories, Annoucer Blogs, Matt Barron, News

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