Can’t make that headline up…
Ahead of the release of new EP Good Cry, Cyrus unveiled some typical merch you might find from a similar artist’s online store: There’s a hoodie that says “Sry I’m Trash,” a T-Shirt that features her dad Billy Ray Cyrus’ face a pair of sweats that read, simply, “Sadness.”
But then…that’s where things go sideways.
Nestled between apparel and posters — and retailing for $12,000 — is a bottle of Cyrus’ tears (12 tears, to be exact).
“This is approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness,” a description of the product reads on the site. “Human digestion of these tears is not suggested cause tears are generally pretty salty and that would just be super f—— weird if you drank someone else’s tears.”
(image: Noah Cyrus YouTube)