Are you so enthusiastic about your love of pizza that you want it all over your naked body? Well one pie company apparently wants to make that dream come true.
To celebrate National Bikini Day on July 5, Villa Italian Kitchen partnered with a food stylist to unleash a two-piece bathing suit made entirely out of pizza. Yes, real pizza.
Made with homemade hand-braided dough, whole milk cheese, freshly sliced pepperoni, and sauce made from California tomatoes this quite literally could be the freshest (and most unappetizing) look at the beach. The one-of-a-kind, lowkey horrifying pizza-kini will be available for a cool $10,000 — for just one day only.
So if you’re not afraid of getting marinara in some unsavory places, fork over that small fortune and slide into Villa Italian Kitchen’s DMs on Facebook. It’ll get you an initial consultation, personal measurements, and finally the creation (er, should we say cooking?) of the fully customized suit that the brand is calling “the world’s most mouthwatering bikini.”
Seriously, if you take the plunge and try to nab this thing, you’ve gotta pair it with a pizza float so we know your obsession is real.
Just for reference, though: That’s more expensive than fifteen $550 Gucci swimsuits, the down payment of an average-sized sedan, or a year of public college. Plus, it’s just begging for a swarm of seagulls to attack you, vying for a bite of that saggy pepperoni bottom.
Maybe you should just pick out a more functional pizza-printed suit. Just a thought.