The world is well and truly obsessed with unicorns. So much so that Starbucks has just launched a Unicorn Frappuccino to bring unicorn-flavoured drinks to the masses. But one Starbucks employee isn’t happy about it.
On Wednesday’s launch of the new drink, a Starbucks barista took to Twitter to launch a tirade about the frappuccino and urge the world to never, ever order it.
“I need to rant just a little bit,” says Braden Burson just before raising his voice. “Well, today [the Unicorn Frappuccino] came out and I have to tell you: PLEASE DON’T GET IT!”
“I have never made so many frappuccinos in my entire life! My hands are completely sticky! I have unicorn crap all in my hair, on my nose,” he yelled. “I have never been so stressed out in my entire life!” he continues.
— Braden Burson (@iambburson) April 19, 2017